Dilettante - by Summer Burkes

Well Hello, NOLA

In The Ladies' Guide to the Apocalypse, art fags, road trip on July 6, 2009 at 10:02 pm

So I recently moved to New Orleans. Bought a gutted house in the Lower 9th Ward. Not sure what I’m doing here … but at least it’s something different.

An hour outside Moblie, on the way down the I-65 from the East Coast, the land gets a lot flatter really quickly. Swaths of stumpy ex-forests line the highway, clear-cut by hurricanes Katrina and Gustav. The trees have grown back some, maybe all for naught — maybe just to get swiped clean again.

Then, on the I-10 right before the big scary Lake Pontchartrain Causeway, the roads rise above the terrain, a sure sign we’re coming to the end of the earth. “Marssshhh” is the sound of land hitting water.

Why the F am I moving here? Will any one of the rainbows I chased end in a pot of something, anything, or will I drown first? … More practically, is it wise or folly to ride out a recession in the most recessed place there is?

perhaps something to do with this being the view a few steps from my back yard

perhaps something to do with this being the view a few steps from my back yard

There is no desire or strong grasping. Ideally, anyway. There is only the hope of survival in the now-here. Safety in the eye of the storm. Farewell to the family who still do amazing stuff way far away. I’m setting up a satellite camp. The well ran dry, but the river never will.

Whether I rise to the top and float is another matter entirely.

Lovely, lovely filth. Chaos provides.

The Ladies’ Guide to the Apocalypse

In The Ladies' Guide to the Apocalypse, art fags on February 17, 2009 at 10:21 pm

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Sprock Out with yr Cog Out! (photos)

In art fags, photos, shim-sham & flimflam on August 3, 2008 at 7:54 pm

(a.k.a. Cyclecide’s Best Party Ever)

(a.k.a. how the hell are we going to top this for Pedal Monster in September)

July 20, 2008

Office Chair Slalom!

Cyclecide Office Olympics presents: Office Chair Slalom!

Guard Bus Donkey

Guard Bus Donkey

Whisky Hos!

Whisky Ho

Bouncer Meanface

Bouncer Meanface

Our Large Father

Our Large Father

Paul da Plumbers new pedal-powered sproingy

Paul da Plumber's new pedal-powered sproingy

Extra Action!

Extra Action!

you cant beat their meat

Floral Beef: you can't beat their meat

Anothers satisfieds customerses

Beer-soaked hot dogs: Anothers satisfieds customerses

the leg was cut off and bloody and on the bar when I got here, I swear

the leg was cut off and bloody and on the bar when I got here, I swear

before I met Cyclecide, I was covered in pigeon shit, alone in a corner of the Drunkyard. but look at me now

"before I met Cyclecide, I was covered in pigeon shit, alone in a corner of the Drunkyard. but look at me now; I make gross hot dogs covered in beer and clown sweat"

Evil Hot Dog on a Stick Girls

Evil Hot Dog on a Stick Girls

shes got the red dots on her cheeks, ma, I dont think we can save her now... shes got the clown-itis

she's got the red dots on her cheeks, ma, I don't think we can save her now... she's got the clown-itis

Pedal-powered cleanup woman. No touching

Pedal-powered cleanup woman. No touching

Its No Fun Until Somebody Pukes (tm)

Cyclofuge: It's No Fun Until Somebody Pukes (tm)

Youtube them NOW

Double Dutchess: Youtube them NOW

Always dapper; never dandy - Johnny Payphone

"Always dapper; never dandy" - Johnny Payphone

hey lady ... you got a clown on yr back

hey lady ... you got a clown on yr back

damn you Sprockettes, how can you rock so

Bus envy: damn you Sprockettes, how can you rock so

you voluntarily assume

you voluntarily assume

you wish you could harmonize like that

Grass Widow: you wish you could harmonize like that

Yikes

Yikes

buckle up

buckle up

MC Mystery Moisture

MC Mystery Moisture

SF Derailleurs represent the Yay with scraper umbrellas

SF Derailleurs represent the Yay with scraper parasols

favorite things

favorite things

The Highest Drummer Ever ... get it?

The "Highest Drummer Ever" ... get it?

Bike dance troupe originators

Portland's Sprockettes: Bike dance troupe originators

dreamtime

dreamtime