Dilettante - by Summer Burkes

Another Pre-Event Costume Frenzy

In New Orleans, The Ladies' Guide to the Apocalypse, art fags, current events, shim-sham & flimflam on February 6, 2010 at 8:03 pm

Mardi Gras in New Orleans, like the Burning Dude, is impossible to explain during just one cafe conversation. Like the Burning Dude, too, a newcomer needs to remember EASY DOES IT: enjoy the first year, don’t be too ambitious, focus in on one or two aspects, and branch out from there. Mardi Gras is a lot to swallow, and me, I’ve only just begun to chew.

For a good history of Mardi Gras: read here. Zulu parade: Here. And Mardi Gras Indians: Here and here.

(Mardi Gras Indians = feather envy)

Someone asked me yesterday what I was going to wear for my first Mardi Gras as a New Orleans resident. “Do I NEED a costume?” Yes!, they said. Ohhhhh crap. Another lesson learned quickly: This is the high holy holiday in New Orleans, and even if thou art just walking down the street, thou shalt style thyself accordingly.

I’m not the kind of girl to show up un-costumed to a costumed event. In fact, quite the opposite. A friend offered to loan me her costumes from last year … but that just didn’t … feel … right. For our kind, costumes must be hand-crafted, filled with the spirit, and wearable post-event — not store-bought, forgotten about, and donated to the community center along with the bridesmaid’s dress and the fondue set. My threads won’t be anything fancy — but they’ll be mine. Even at this late date, I’ll get it done.

Preparation for the fete is the spell you cast; costume, the pre-battle warpaint. As I make black-and-gold streamers for the Saints Superbowl game-day party at the Village, I wish on the Saints to win. As I cobble together the effluvia found during my Year One in NOLA, in hopes of crafting a costume that doesn’t suck … my fabric, my spirit, my memories, my treasures groundscored and laid aside for occasions just such as this, and for that one other burning dude in August … I reflect and ponder and plan for the future. I’m positive many folks in New Orleans — especially the Mardi Gras Indians — are doing the same.

Costume! Readyyyyy.... GO

It’s meditative to sew, to make garlands and paint banners and do whatever else this homemade-hoedown type of party requires. You ready for the barn-raising. You gather scrap fabric from friends and thrift stores, and busily make sketches and plans. You lay out materials and notions, cuddle with the borrowed Itunes collection of a musically-discerning friend, turn up the volume, and sail away to inner space.

In summary, the report from New Orleans is that costume-sewing is SERIOUSLY taking place in these days leading up to Fat Tuesday. It is prayer. It marks the end of something, and the beginning of the new. And on Mardi Gras, all that energy bottled up from weeks of Saintsmania and cutting/sewing/gluing/painting things onto floats/costumes/decorations … all that momentum, worry, focus, and anticipation … will become a group hallelujah.

WHO DAT whatnotery for da superbowl party @da Village - GO SAINTS

My name is Summer Brees

In New Orleans, The Ladies' Guide to the Apocalypse, current events, shim-sham & flimflam on February 4, 2010 at 5:19 pm

Q: Why does this trailer make me so emotional?
A: Who cares. WHO DAT.

Yes, football is humanity’s way of exercising its bloodlust and warring instinct in a harmless and entertaining way. I knew all this before — before I was a proud immigrant in da Who Dat Nation — but I knew it only in a university-type way. Now I can feel it in my meat and bones. For reasons somewhat inexplicable, the Saints’ blood is my blood. Their war is my war.

It’s an exciting time to be a New Orleanian. Everyone in the City, everyone in the Who Dat Nation, and everyone in TV Land knows that this Superbowl is about much more than sports. This is the rarest and best kind of competitive event in American history: The underdog, slashed and bleeding, emerges victorious. Power is restored, symbolically even, to the Little Guy. Goliath loses; David wins. David becomes Goliath, and uses his powers for good instead of evil.

The Saints, more than any team in any place I’ve ever lived, have broken down social walls all across this already-friendly swath of swampland. The momentum behind the team is burning off Katrina mold, clearing the mud from the spotlights, and transforming the city’s main drag into Electric Avenue. Football fans and muggle-detractors alike stand on common ground, cheering the warriors to victory. The football team — nay, the idea of “The Saints” — transcends the game, leaving every citizen of the Crescent City buzzing about in a state of contented excitability. And this Sunday, I will be there when this Superbowl victory cuts loose, shoots sparks, and lands on top of Mardi Gras like a live wire on gasoline-soaked pavement.

p.s. WHO DAT

(thanks to Wick for da link)

Lower 9th Ward Village PRE-VOTE GETDOWN, Friday Feb 5, ‘010

In New Orleans, The Ladies' Guide to the Apocalypse, current events, music, shim-sham & flimflam on February 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm

C’est Mardi Gras season! This is what I’m into. See yall there…